he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
If you could do any role, any time - not just now, but in the past, ever - what would you have picked?
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
I just accidentally broke into a supermarket
the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh